13 Suprisingly Witty Quotes From Pornstars

1.

I’d like to see Richard Burton or Sir John Gielgud or Sir Laurence Olivier do “Macbeth”, memorizing all that dialogue, and have a boner. — Ron Jeremy

2.

People say, “Are you just acting?” Well, you can’t act when you’ve got a fist up your butt. — Marilyn Chambers

3.

Now I work with women who are younger than my breast implants. — Nina Hartley

4.

I think some people recognize my butthole before they recognize my face. — Bobbi Starr

5.

You can’t just say to your girlfriend, “I have to go fuck 500 girls in Eastern Europe. Wait for me here, please.” — Erik Everhard

6.

Making eye contact during rough sex is roughly the equivalent to trying to read Dostoyevsky on a rollercoaster. — Jenna Jameson

7.

Don’t have oral sex with a woman if her vagina smells like a dumpster; that’s how I lost both my arms. — Peter North

8.

Be good or don’t get caught. — Traci Lords

9.

You cannot blame porn….When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan’s Island. — Ron Jeremy

10.

Ugly people shouldn’t be able to handle food. — Kami Andrews

11.

People who substitute soda for water disgust me. But I swallow jizz for a living so who cares? — Asa Akira

12.

If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature enough to be touching vaginas. — Stoya

13.

All the dick sucking from the past few days is not making this morning’s karaoke session very easy. — Asa Akira