1. “Well when I first saw him naked, I thought, ‘Oh, this’ll be fun.’” —Jillian, 25
2. “Thank god he doesn’t have a micro penis.” —Tracey, 26
3. “I think, how did he eat a footlong cheese steak for dinner every night this week and still look like that?” —Whitney, 24
4. “Woah, he has one hairy butt.” —Kim, 25
5. “He definitely did push ups today” —Remy, 27
6. “He has dimples above his butt cheeks. They’re the most adorable things ever. I probably just totally emasculated him.” —Elise, 26
7. “Jesus, I really need to start working out.” —Annabelle, 27
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8. “Good god, I could do laundry on those abs.” —Gabbie, 23
9. “He’s perfect.” —Chelsea, 25
10. “Definitely better than a vibrator.” —Dani, 24
11. “I think about how much I love him, and how cute his little toushie is.” —Lauren, 26
12. “When I see him naked I immediately think of sex…doesn’t everyone?” —Diana, 25
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13. “When I catch him coming out of the shower, wrapping a towel around his waist, my face is like the emoji with heart eyes.” —Amber, 24
14. “We would have really attractive children.” —Claire, 24
15. “I love the hair around his nipples. It’s like his nips have a beard. I love beards.” —Kelly, 25
16. “Get in my bed. Now.” —Sam, 26
17. “I think about how I wouldn’t want anyone else.” —Lillian, 24
