Satire

Time and Gawker are reporting on a fake article that isn’t even real.

It’s only a matter of time now. Shortly, a man who spent his entire life fighting against the evils of death will become one of its victims.

Why is it that a missing plane on the other side of the world commands more attention than a story about a missing African American woman from the United States?

So how do we get girls to be more cunty? Do we change the underlying behavior and the way children are socialized? Or do we take the much simpler route…

I feel like I’m preaching to the choir here, I know you all feel the same way, and I’m usually hard pressed to find a white person who doesn’t think…

Not a single person of color, and not a single woman.

So if you haven’t heard about average Barbie yet, you’re missing out.

Yup, that’s right. If you’re one of the people that clicks on and shares clickbait, you’re likely to be a racist.

What disturbs me isn’t that some people don’t tip, it’s the fact that to even criticize tipping is immediately met with such vitriol and hatred that one has to question…