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Dating A Good Guy Is Difficult When You’re Used To The Shitty Ones
My boyfriend wants to know how I’m feeling. He doesn’t want me to claim I’m fine and sweep my problems under the rug. He wants to talk things through with me and…
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Office Bathrooms: Confessions Of A Modern Day Assaphobe
My name is Michael, and I am an Assaphobe. It should be said that “Parcopresis” is the actual term for “a fear of public pooping,” the affliction with which I…
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Don’t Date The Guy Who Openly Calls Himself An Asshole
At one time or another, we’ve all dated an asshole. It’s only human for us to make such youthful errors…who are we kidding, we’ve probably all made those same errors…
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10 Tips On How To Lick A Girl (NSFW)
So I have to think about how to tell this new guy I’m seeing that his oral sex skills could do with a reboot. I don’t think any of his…
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This Is Why You Shouldn’t EVER Forgive A Cheating Partner
There are only two decisions one can make upon the sickening discovery that your partner has cheated on you and each will ultimately shape the rest of your life: Should…
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I Had The Best Sex Of My Life With My Brother’s Best Friend, And He Has No Idea
“Just relax,” I whispered in his hear as he stopped himself. He wanted to touch me, wanted to comb his hands through my hair, wanted to kiss my neck, down…
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13 People Who Died From Masturbating
The French refer to orgasms as les petites morts, AKA “the little deaths.” Typically there is very little downside to such little deaths—in fact, they can be pleasurable, reassuring, invigorating,…
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I Love Eating Ass, Does That Make Me A Gross Person?
I have an affinity for eating booty. It’s kind of like licking a dirty penny. But I’m into it. Does that make me a gross person? Most of my friends…
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How To Meet Girls In Hostels: A Definitive Traveler’s Guide
One of the best kept secrets of traveling and hosteling is the often romanticized idea of meeting a foreigner and striking a relationship with him/her for a night or two,…
