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A Typical Conversation on Cocaine
Here’s something you all should know: Cocaine makes everyone act like a giant asshole. Not only are you constantly licking your gums and looking insane, you’re saying the silliest things…
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13 Things You Should Know About Butt Stuff Before Offering Him Your Ass
Or 13 things you should know about anal.
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In Defense Of Fuckboys, The Whipping Boys Of The Dating World
Girls have “Fuckboys” all wrong. He won’t leave you hanging. He’ll always be there for you in exactly the way he said he’d be there.
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Here’s Why You Keep Going Back To That One Guy (Or Girl) That’s Simply No Good For You
You know the one I’m talking about, the one that drifts like a fakely romantic plastic bag through the seasons of your life, popping up here and there, always to…
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Confused About Veteran’s Day and Memorial Day? Here’s A Graphic To Remember The Difference
But today is Memorial Day, and whether you’re a true patriot like some folks or just a regular patriot like myself, it’s important that we take the day to honor…
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Men Need To Stop Violently Sexualizing Ronda Rousey, The Woman Who Hurts People For Money
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was…
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Biker Shootouts On The Rise Since Patrick Swayze’s Death
Since Swayze’s passing, there have been nine deaths related to biker shootouts at roadhouses.
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Killing Tsarnaev Will Only Increase His Sexy Bad Boy Image
Imagine if we could have pardoned him and subjected him to the mental torture of being a Shia LeBeouf type?
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That Awkward Moment When You Realize You’re 37 And Still Talking About The Dark Knight
I know that Batman is for me, an adult, because they removed the humor and made it dark and brooding.